infinitesockmonkeys

fear of sock monkeys?

2007-01-23T07:35:00.000-08:00

From their long spindly arms, their trying to be jaunty hats to their very antagonistic ruby red lips, I loathe them. They are the type of creatures that surely walk around your house at night while you sleep, most likely with machetes in their hands to kill you. Just like with a snake, when I see a sock monkey, I freeze. I don’t know when or where this phobia comes from, but I remember that as a youngster, I was not able to be in the same room alone with the sock monkey that sat in my favorite wingback chair at my grandmother’s house. My mother once put a barrel of said adversaries in my path at a store and I couldn’t move. Or go around them. That might sound extreme, and I do recognize that, but it doesn’t make the phobia go away – or those people that actually sew them.

--fear of sock monkeys

newest monkey

2006-06-17T00:42:00.000-07:00

2005-05-09T20:47:00.000-07:00

plaid monkey

2005-05-03T11:50:00.000-07:00

This one is for Mary, my Primatology teacher.

2005-04-14T18:01:00.000-07:00

small dark blue monkey
not available

2005-04-12T06:11:00.000-07:00

palace monkey
SOLD

brown monkey

2005-04-04T10:03:00.000-07:00

2005-03-31T16:21:00.000-08:00

voila

2005-03-28T13:34:00.000-08:00

sporty monkey

2005-03-28T07:42:00.000-08:00

newest monkey

just made

2005-03-27T01:38:00.000-08:00

Want a Sock Monkey?

2005-03-26T17:08:00.000-08:00

Long Tall Sally

2005-03-26T16:56:00.000-08:00

got sock monkey?

Blue Sock Monkey

2005-03-26T16:54:00.000-08:00

inverse twins
(Blue Sock Monkey only, for 'White' one, see below)

the eighth was sold. here is the ninth

2005-03-26T16:29:00.000-08:00

nueve

this small sock monkey is the seventh one i ever made

2005-03-26T15:55:00.000-08:00

Want a sock monkey?

original post

Here is where all my sock monkeys will be living from now on

2005-03-26T08:02:00.000-08:00

So, if you want a sock monkey,
this is where to find them.

I am making one right now
and he will be the first monkey
to go into this blog.